Blimey...

[timey_wimey]

You’ll never guess who I ran into saving the world yesterday. Only one Donna Noble. Blimey, she’s changed from when I last saw her. Not in that same old wedding dress, for a start. Mind you, some things haven’t changed – she still managed to miss the replica Titanic flying over London last Christmas, although I’m not sure whether I should really be surprised at this point. No offence, Donna, if you're reading this.

Anyway, I’ve somehow ended up with Donna on the TARDIS, and all her baggage. Like that hat box. I mean, who even has a hat box these days? Anyone? Point is, I might not be around as often. Showing Donna the big wide universe and everything. Although, judging from the way she nicked off with my spare laptop earlier, it seems she might have already found this place, so a lot of you have probably already met her...

Oh, one word of advice for you all: if any of you were planning to start a diet plan sometime in the near future and it involves taking pills, just… oh, you know what, you probably won’t listen anyway so this won’t make much of a difference, but don’t. Just don’t. You’ll thank me for it later, trust me.

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[timey_wimey]

Come with me?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

That's right!

Face it, Doc, you don't understand girls very well.

[timey_wimey]

Oi! I've managed pretty well so far, thanks.

Are you sure the SOS Brigade won't fall apart without you to lead them?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

But what about things like bra shopping, showering, that time of month and all that. I know all about it and I can help!

...Can't you just go back in time and drop me off right before school?

[timey_wimey]

Donna's old enough to look after that herself, surely?

Well, I could do, but I might mess up a little on the time. It wouldn't be the first time. But I have got better in the past few months, I'll give you that.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

But it's not as good to do it alone.

I can take the risk! Thank you Doctor! You're the best ever, I love you!

[timey_wimey]

Now that's something I'll never understand.

I don't even get a choice, do I? Alright, Haruhi, you win. Where am I picking you up from? And make sure you've packed all your clothes, I'm not having you sponging off the TARDIS wardrobe again!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Boys sure are weird, even alien boys.


I had them packed even before I asked to go.

[timey_wimey]

Girls sure are weird, even human girls.

Alright then~! I'll be there in, ooo, 5 minutes?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

I like being weird, it makes me way more fun than any other human girl you'll ever meet.

Perfect! And I brought my swimsuit this time!

[timey_wimey]

Point taken.

Which makes us perfectly prepared, really! Ready for adventure in the big wide universe.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Do you think I'd need a coat too? In case we go back to the ice age, of course.

[timey_wimey]

Always be prepared, I say. Who knows, I might get lucky and take us to a place with proper snow at last!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

We can build a snow fort!

[timey_wimey]

And have a snowball fight.

Actually - no. Scrap the snowball fight, you girls would probably gang up on me.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

C'mon and take it like a man, Doc.

[timey_wimey]

Two against one, Haruhi, that's hardly fair!

It won't stop me from beating you both, though.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Scared of getting snowballs thrown at you by a girl half your size?

[timey_wimey]

Of course not!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Then you can take it from me and Donna.

[timey_wimey]

... I'm doomed. This is it, it's the end, it is all over.

If there's anything left of me once you two are through with me, at least tell the community I went down fighting, yeah?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

I'll be kind to you and your name after death, Doc.

[timey_wimey]

Well, at least my memory will be treated well.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

The great Haruhi Suzumiya is also kind and benevolent when she must be!