Blimey...

[timey_wimey]

You’ll never guess who I ran into saving the world yesterday. Only one Donna Noble. Blimey, she’s changed from when I last saw her. Not in that same old wedding dress, for a start. Mind you, some things haven’t changed – she still managed to miss the replica Titanic flying over London last Christmas, although I’m not sure whether I should really be surprised at this point. No offence, Donna, if you're reading this.

Anyway, I’ve somehow ended up with Donna on the TARDIS, and all her baggage. Like that hat box. I mean, who even has a hat box these days? Anyone? Point is, I might not be around as often. Showing Donna the big wide universe and everything. Although, judging from the way she nicked off with my spare laptop earlier, it seems she might have already found this place, so a lot of you have probably already met her...

Oh, one word of advice for you all: if any of you were planning to start a diet plan sometime in the near future and it involves taking pills, just… oh, you know what, you probably won’t listen anyway so this won’t make much of a difference, but don’t. Just don’t. You’ll thank me for it later, trust me.

Comments

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

None of those fad diets work anyway.

I missed this, uh, Donna person, but I'll keep an eye out~

[timey_wimey]

Well, this one works, it just has a nasty side effect.

Well, she's pretty hard to miss.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

....Do I want to know, or should I just take your word for that?

Haha, gotcha~

[timey_wimey]

It makes babies out of the unwanted fat. Like I said, as a diet plan it works, but.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

.....Ew.

[timey_wimey]

Yeah.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Are they, like, human babies? Or what? How does that even work?

[timey_wimey]

Um. Not human, no, although they are made out of human fat. They're called Adipose. Cute little things, for where they came from.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

That's still really, really creepy, even if they're cute.

[assistant-god.livejournal.com]

Which Christmas would that be? It sounds like something worth catching.

[timey_wimey]

Um... by my world, Earth year 2008.

[assistant-god.livejournal.com]

Guess I'll just have to settle for a VR Titanic, then.

[timey_wimey]

Guess so. The ship wasn't that great anyway. Trust me, I was on it.

[assistant-god.livejournal.com]

Just as sinkable as the first?

[timey_wimey]

You could say that, yeah.

[assistant-god.livejournal.com]

Should I ask or is ignorance bliss?

[timey_wimey]

Basically, it was programmed to go on a collision course with London.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Donna needs a girl to understand her problems, I think I better come with you guys too.

[timey_wimey]

Come with me?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

That's right!

Face it, Doc, you don't understand girls very well.

[timey_wimey]

Oi! I've managed pretty well so far, thanks.

Are you sure the SOS Brigade won't fall apart without you to lead them?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

But what about things like bra shopping, showering, that time of month and all that. I know all about it and I can help!

...Can't you just go back in time and drop me off right before school?

[timey_wimey]

Donna's old enough to look after that herself, surely?

Well, I could do, but I might mess up a little on the time. It wouldn't be the first time. But I have got better in the past few months, I'll give you that.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

But it's not as good to do it alone.

I can take the risk! Thank you Doctor! You're the best ever, I love you!

[timey_wimey]

Now that's something I'll never understand.

I don't even get a choice, do I? Alright, Haruhi, you win. Where am I picking you up from? And make sure you've packed all your clothes, I'm not having you sponging off the TARDIS wardrobe again!