[RL with Haruhi - Time-Lord-Speak for "Not alright at all."]

[timey_wimey]

[Is hovering and leaning heavily on the doorframe of Haruhi's room.]

"Haruhi? Can I come in?"

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[timey_wimey]

[Good. D:]

[Gives her a look] "I've not used them, if that's what you mean."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Well, I know that but why did you have them?

[timey_wimey]

"Just in case! You know, of emergencies!"

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[snerks and blows her nose]

Just in case you catch a cold?

[timey_wimey]

"Well, there is that, but you never know when a packet of tissues might come in handy for saving the universe. Or you know, as a surrogate white flag when it all goes wrong."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[presses against him]

You're so weird. I bet you can't even catch colds.

[timey_wimey]

"Well, not human colds. Venusian colds on the other hand, now they're nasty."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Venusian colds?

[timey_wimey]

"Yep. Don't ask, it's really quite bad. Really. If you're lucky, you don't get to the breathing fire stage."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Let's stay away from Venus then, kay?

[timey_wimey]

"Amen to that!" [Frowns] "And your, his, and her men, come to that."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[staring at you like you're a freak :| ]

[timey_wimey]

[Stares at her for a moment.]

"... Ah. There's that culture gap again..."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[rests her head against his cheek]

Western people are so weird.

[timey_wimey]

[Raises his eyebrows]

"You humans are weird. I mean, if my people had ever frequented this planet as much as I do, they would have had heart attacks! They didn't really handle different cultures all that well, and you lot have got hundreds."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

I like being weird! And I think your people are silly, all the different cultures are fun!

[timey_wimey]

"Well yeah, why do you think I spend most of my time on Earth? As it is, the way they were about other species was one of the reasons I ran off. I mean, I didn't want to stay on a planet where there were 30 different words for culture shock."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

That's totally lame. Still think you should have come to Japan more, we have a Disney World, you know.

[timey_wimey]

[His head goes straight up at the mention of "Disney World"]

"A Disney World? Honestly?"

[Meet the Doctor, the 904 year old child.]

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[It's sort of a scary thing when you hivemind with your 15 year old daugher]

Yeah~! And we have Tokyo Disney Sea too.

[Though it seems to have momentarily caused her to forget Roxas]

[timey_wimey]

[Pfft, he's a Time Lord, it can happen~!]

"A Disney Sea? What's that?"

[Woohoo, objective achieved! For now, his attention is on this mysterious Disney Sea of awesome.]

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[It's utterly adorable]

It's another park that they have there and like a terror tower where they drop you off the top. I dunno, my parents never took me.

[timey_wimey]

[But isn't that our middle name? :D]

[Says this as if he's musing over the prospect.] "We should go and find out."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[Totally :D]

[Turns around in his lap and looks at him, unsure] You'll...take me?

[timey_wimey]

[Looks at her oddly - he doesn't know where this is going] "Why wouldn't I?"