[Locked to Friends; posted immediately after he threadjacks Bonecrusher's thread with Tieria.]

[timey_wimey]

Someone stop me before I do something I'll end up regretting.

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[timey_wimey]

Alright now, you don't need to go that far. Just... talk to me about something. Keep me distracted.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

All right, then. How did you lose the charm your previous self has?

[timey_wimey]

Oi! I have plenty of charm, ta!

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

Not the charm he has. If it weren't for the ears I'd even say he was a good-looking bloke, too.

[timey_wimey]

Cheeky.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

So were you (http://community.livejournal.com/dramadramaduck/2640025.html?thread=182301593#t182301593)!

[timey_wimey]

Hmm. That doesn't surprise me, seeing as not so long ago I was him.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

How long ago was it anyway? How can you two exist at the same time?

...Was there another hand that you lost back then?

[timey_wimey]

No, of course there wasn't another hand! I know I'm good, Donna, but I'm not that good.

About 3, 4 years or so, now? Not long at all when you take being a Time Lord into account. As for the existing thing, a combination of me being a time traveller letting me meet other versions of myself plus something odd about this community that lets paradoxes like this happen.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

According to him you used to be that good.

What happened, exactly? You push this nice big red button or something that went "ZAP!" and then there were two of you?

[timey_wimey]

He's exaggerating.

No, he just sort of... showed up on here one day.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're not that good?

Showed up? What do you mean showed up? How could someone just show up like that?

[timey_wimey]

Donna Noble, I'm brilliant. I just have my limits just like everyone else, that's all.

Don't ask me how it happens, but this place just pulls people in. Like an inter-universal magnet.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

Of course you do! You need a temp and a schoolgirl to keep you from going to kill yourself when other people are taking care of it.

... you think they'll show up here one day?

[timey_wimey]

It's not myself I'm worried about.

... It's possible.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

Well you should worry more about yourself. I'm surprised you managed to live as long as you have with all the stuff you put yourself through!

... that'd be... wizard? Wouldn't it?

Oi, I'm going to get some more banana ice cream. You want me to pick up some more cones, too?

[timey_wimey]

Well, I haven't, really. Being on my tenth regeneration at my age was almost unheard of among my people.

Suppose it would. Yeah. Brilliant.

Oh, go on then, since you're going out. See if you can get some of those little edible ball bearings as well.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

Almost unheard of?! How old are you by human standards, then, if nearly a thousand years is a short life? Fifty? Sixty?

Edible ball bearings? Oi! What are you talking about?

[timey_wimey]

Fifty or sixty years is probably about right, yeah. 750 years old is roughly the start of middle age for me.

Oh, come on, Donna, those little edible ball bearings that you get on fairy cakes sometimes!