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[timey_wimey]

Phew! Well, am I glad that's all out the way. D'you know, I'm exhausted. Everything from the past couple of months is catching up with me - now I know I'm getting old.

Still, guess I've got time now, touch wood, for a nice quiet Chris --

.... Christmas.

I haven't done my Christmas shopping yet.

Bugger.

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[timey_wimey]

You don't sound too sure.

Oh, you mean the being exhausted bit? I was involved in a rescue mission a few days ago, you know how it is.

[attorneyatlol]

Well, I'm not too sure that I'd be able to pull it off, but if anyone can, I guess it'd be you.

Ah. A rescue mission for who, if you don't mind my asking?

[timey_wimey]

Right answer! well, I hope it is, I've never put it to the test before.

Oh, well... Tieria - Tieria Erde, that is, I'm not sure if you know him - Tieria and the rest of them from that world got into a bit of trouble. I just helped them out of it. It wasn't exactly secret, I was spamming the community like mad while it was going on...

[attorneyatlol]

You could always world-hop someplace that doesn't celebrate Christmas to avoid the crowds.

I must have missed it... At any rate, I'm glad things better now. How's Tieria? I'd heard he'd lost someone and... wasn't taking it too well.

[timey_wimey]

Very true, although psychic paper works well on that front as well for jumping the queues.

Yeah. It was Lockon, Lockon Stratos. He was a good man. As for Tieria... well. He'll get there, in the end. He just needs time.

[attorneyatlol]

...Psychic paper?

Yeah... I just hope he lets his friends be there for him, too. Time can't heal everything.

[timey_wimey]

Yeah, that's right, psychic paper. Makes you see whatever I want you to see. I got Edgeworth some for his birthday.

Well, I don't think he'll have much choice with that one, considering who he has for friends.

[attorneyatlol]

...You did?

Good.

[timey_wimey]

Yeah, I did. I guess he didn't tell anyone.

[attorneyatlol]

I guess not... I'm not sure I understand, though. What do you mean it makes someone see whatever you want them to see?

[1/2]

[timey_wimey]

... Hmm. Hang on a sec, I'll show you.

[2/2 - Video comment 8D]

[timey_wimey]

[The video clicks on and there's Ten waving at the camera]

Hi, can you see this?

[attorneyatlol]

Yeah, I can see it.

[Video]

[timey_wimey]

Great, that's good.

[He reaches into his pocket and brings out a wallet with a small sheet of paper inside - the paper's really blank, but Phoenix should be able to see an official-looking badge for the Intergalactic police.]

Alright then. This is my slightly psychic paper. So tell me, what do you see?

[attorneyatlol]

I see... some kind of badge?

[Video]

[timey_wimey]

[Ten grins and the next moment the paper's showing a stick man doodle outside a rectangular box that's probably meant to be a TARDIS.]

Oh really? How about now?

[attorneyatlol]

...A guy and a box?

[Video]

[timey_wimey]

[Ten's still grinning and the paper goes blank before he tucks it back into his pocket]

And that's the beauty of it. You see whatever I want you to see. Course, it doesn't work on everyone, but it's a handy thing to have in a crisis.

arrrgh, I keep forgetting to remove the [video]... XD;

[attorneyatlol]

I bet... Do you have to be holding it the whole time?

<3 Good job it's not [video] anymore then~

[timey_wimey]

Well, I don't, but I'm a pretty high-level telepath, if I do say so myself.

[attorneyatlol]

So if you're not telepathic at all, you wouldn't be able to use it, then. Is that what you're saying?

[timey_wimey]

Pretty much, yeah. But you know, all human beings are mildly telepathic. It's just dormant for a lot of you, that's all.

[attorneyatlol]

You know, I wish I could say that surprises me, but after my own experiences and seeing what the Fey family can do, I'm willing to believe it...

[timey_wimey]

Seeing really is believing in most cases. So yeah, you could probably use it as well, but the paper'd have to be pretty close to you, seeing as you don't have any psychic training.

[attorneyatlol]

Psychic training, huh? I wonder...