[RL with Haruhi and Donna - Girl's Day Out]

[timey_wimey]

[Is trailing a little way behind the other two girls, trying to ignore their inevitable giggling about his current predicament. He's definitely not looking as enthusiastic as usual - in fact, he looks downright miserable, and may or may not be whining under his breath as he tries to hide his new figure underneath his coat. Under the coat, he's in some jeans and a t-shirt that he fished out of the TARDIS wardrobe.]

"I feel like an idiot."

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[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[takes her papa's hand]

It's weird this lady touches your chest and then tells you what size you are.

[timey_wimey]

[Takes hand. Also you're not making him feel better about this, Ru. XD]

"Uh. Right."

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

Well if you're that uncomfortable with it, I temped in a department store a few times and learned how to do it. I could ask to borrow the measure and measure you instead.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Donna wants to see you naked~

[timey_wimey]

[Splutters] "Haruhi!"

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

Oh, you don't have to get nked for it, but it's the best way to get an accurate measure.

-Already poking through the lacey frilly things on the rack-

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[pulls her papa through the aisles, looking at all the stuff]

This would look cute on you.

[pulls out a lacey thong]

[timey_wimey]

[So... much... lace... @___@ Pulls a face]

"Somehow, I don't think so, Haruhi." [Grabs it off her and puts it back on the rail]

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

-Only for you!-

Oooh! I found some lovely sets for her! And I found the tape measure so we can size her!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[pauses before dragging papa back over to Donna]

Can I get the thong?

[timey_wimey]

[Raises eyebrows] "No, you can't."

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

If it's for you, no. If it's for the Spacewoman, yes.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[SULKS]

You two are no fun.

[timey_wimey]

[Grins cheekily]

"We're plenty fun. But not when it concerns things that are more lace than actual fabric." [To Donna] "You are NOT putting me in that thing."

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

-The mun returns from dinner-

Honestly Haruhi, those things are uncomfortable. It's like you're flossing places not meant to be flossed!

-To the Doctor-

Of course not, not until we measure you! -Starts in with the tape measure-

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[sulks and leans her head against Ten, waiting for the Doctor/Donna comedy show to start]

[timey_wimey]

[Stares at that tape measure]

"Donna, don't you dare try and measure me outside of a changing room."

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

-It's That Look (tm)-

But all you need to do is take off that jacket and I can measure you up right and proper.

-Grabs one of the sleeves of the suit jacket-

Now let's get you down to your shirt and we can work on getting you something that fits properly!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

A tape measure is a waste of time.

['SUP PAPA, YOU ARE MY NEW MIKURU AND I TOUCH YOU LIKE HER]

I'd say about a C!

[timey_wimey]

"Donna, I'm not about to -"

[... OHGOD HARUHI WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?]

"HARUHI?!"

[Grabs her hands and moves them away ohgod I feel so violated] "Is that really necessary?!"

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

-Moves in with the tape measure just under the rack as Haruhi is pulled away-

Right, then! 32 C it is!

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Hah, I so called it.

[timey_wimey]

[Hugs himself to stop any more random groping]

"See, this is what I meant when I said I was doomed."