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[timey_wimey]

Mobile Phone

"Hi, this is the Doctor. If you've reached this number... well, quite frankly I have no idea how you've managed to get ahold of it unless you happen to be one of Martha's friends still using her old number. In which case... sorry, the phone's mine now. Anyway! If you'd like, you can leave me a message, which I will probably not pick up for a while as I'm probably off being brilliant somewhere.

[BEEP]"

Mobile number: 07700 900461 (It's Martha's old one :B) || Private, (and he doesn't use it often) but ask Ten (or Donna) and you might just get ahold of it. It's a Superphone that works everywhere in the universe, so no country code is required~
Email: timeywimeystuff@wrabbitmail.net || Easily available
IM: timeywimey10 || Easily available

You know the drill, guys! Leave a comment with email/text/voice mail or whatever in the subject line, and mess around that way. :P (And I fully admit that I stole the wrabbitmail.net concept from a Big Finish novel >.>;)

Comments

[timey_wimey]

[unfortunately we do not know much better and so we do, wondering who's managed to get ahold of this number]

Hello?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

Hello, Doctor Smith? This is the credit card company! I'm calling you about this long-standing bill we have in your name?

[timey_wimey]

[.... what]

What? I'm sorry, I think you must have the wrong number.

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

This is Doctor John Smith, correct? Phone number 07700 900461?

[timey_wimey]

Well I don't know about "John Smith", but... Yes, that's my number.

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

Then perhaps you could explain these unusual purchases? A bunny girl outfit from Playhouse Fantasy for $200?

[timey_wimey]

... What?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

A maid costume from Spencer's Gifts?

[timey_wimey]

[sounding more and more bewildered, here] What?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

A pirate-themed lolita dress from Baby, The Stars Shine Bright?

[timey_wimey]

[trying to find his voice, oh lawd] Look, I'm sorry, but I really think you've got it wrong, I haven't ordered anything like that.

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe you could tell me why all the order requests for these items say to ship them to North High School?

[timey_wimey]

... Oh. You're. Kidding me.

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

Why would I do that, sir?

[timey_wimey]

Oh, no, no reason. I just realised something, that's all.

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

Very well, sir. Now, about your bill....

[timey_wimey]

What about it?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

We expect payment in full or the card will be voided and the items purchased to be repossessed.

[timey_wimey]

How much is this payment, exactly?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

-Insert exorbitant amount of money here-

[timey_wimey]

[SPLUTTERS ON THE OTHER END] What?!

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

You heard me, sir.

[timey_wimey]

[not that he has a credit card, but this is still really shocking. He is going to have words with Haruhi when he next sees her.] And when does all of this have to be paid?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

By the first of the month, sir.

[timey_wimey]

Right, right, and that's which credit card company exactly?