[Locked to Friends; posted immediately after he threadjacks Bonecrusher's thread with Tieria.]

[timey_wimey]

Someone stop me before I do something I'll end up regretting.

Comments

[timey_wimey]

He's exaggerating.

No, he just sort of... showed up on here one day.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're not that good?

Showed up? What do you mean showed up? How could someone just show up like that?

[timey_wimey]

Donna Noble, I'm brilliant. I just have my limits just like everyone else, that's all.

Don't ask me how it happens, but this place just pulls people in. Like an inter-universal magnet.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

Of course you do! You need a temp and a schoolgirl to keep you from going to kill yourself when other people are taking care of it.

... you think they'll show up here one day?

[timey_wimey]

It's not myself I'm worried about.

... It's possible.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

Well you should worry more about yourself. I'm surprised you managed to live as long as you have with all the stuff you put yourself through!

... that'd be... wizard? Wouldn't it?

Oi, I'm going to get some more banana ice cream. You want me to pick up some more cones, too?

[timey_wimey]

Well, I haven't, really. Being on my tenth regeneration at my age was almost unheard of among my people.

Suppose it would. Yeah. Brilliant.

Oh, go on then, since you're going out. See if you can get some of those little edible ball bearings as well.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

Almost unheard of?! How old are you by human standards, then, if nearly a thousand years is a short life? Fifty? Sixty?

Edible ball bearings? Oi! What are you talking about?

[timey_wimey]

Fifty or sixty years is probably about right, yeah. 750 years old is roughly the start of middle age for me.

Oh, come on, Donna, those little edible ball bearings that you get on fairy cakes sometimes!