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[timey_wimey]

Mobile Phone

"Hi, this is the Doctor. If you've reached this number... well, quite frankly I have no idea how you've managed to get ahold of it unless you happen to be one of Martha's friends still using her old number. In which case... sorry, the phone's mine now. Anyway! If you'd like, you can leave me a message, which I will probably not pick up for a while as I'm probably off being brilliant somewhere.

[BEEP]"

Mobile number: 07700 900461 (It's Martha's old one :B) || Private, (and he doesn't use it often) but ask Ten (or Donna) and you might just get ahold of it. It's a Superphone that works everywhere in the universe, so no country code is required~
Email: timeywimeystuff@wrabbitmail.net || Easily available
IM: timeywimey10 || Easily available

You know the drill, guys! Leave a comment with email/text/voice mail or whatever in the subject line, and mess around that way. :P (And I fully admit that I stole the wrabbitmail.net concept from a Big Finish novel >.>;)

Comments

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

Very well, sir. Now, about your bill....

[timey_wimey]

What about it?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

We expect payment in full or the card will be voided and the items purchased to be repossessed.

[timey_wimey]

How much is this payment, exactly?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

-Insert exorbitant amount of money here-

[timey_wimey]

[SPLUTTERS ON THE OTHER END] What?!

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

You heard me, sir.

[timey_wimey]

[not that he has a credit card, but this is still really shocking. He is going to have words with Haruhi when he next sees her.] And when does all of this have to be paid?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

By the first of the month, sir.

[timey_wimey]

Right, right, and that's which credit card company exactly?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

-And put a very legitimate-sounding credit card company here. Mun is too lazy to figure one out.-

[timey_wimey]

Right, okay, thank you. And that's everything then, is it?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

Yes, sir!

[timey_wimey]

What, no small print? Nothing out of the ordinary?

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

No, sir. If anything comes up we will be sure to notify you.

[timey_wimey]

Well then. Thank you very much, I guess.

[mercifulmyass.livejournal.com]

You're quite welcome!

-Click! And you cannot see it, but she is laughing herself sick-

I GUESS THIS IS EMAIL

[lang-zi-shifu.livejournal.com]

Hello, my name is Shi-Long Lang, and I'm an investigator with Interpol. Miles Edgeworth gave me your name because I need some help with a difficult arrest.

Xanxus of the Varia tortured a man to death to get my attention. He has it. I'm hoping you can back me up, or recommend someone who can.

You can call me at [insert office line and cell phone number here]. Thanks very much.

Lang

[Phone call in return!]

[timey_wimey]

[BRRNG BRRNG trying the mobile first since he's more likely to pick that up, the Doctor is calling. 8D]

[Phone call]

[lang-zi-shifu.livejournal.com]

Lang here.

[Phone call]

[timey_wimey]

Mr. Lang! Hello, this is the Doctor speaking. I hear Edgeworth's been going around name-dropping me.

Re: [Phone call]

[lang-zi-shifu.livejournal.com]

Oh hey Doctor. Edgeworth mentioned you to me, yeah. So you got my email, then?

Edgeworth said you might be willing to give me a hand with this...

[Phone call]

[timey_wimey]

That I did. And I admit, you've got me interested. I'm not one to stand for torture once it's grabbed my notice, especially when it's just done to get someone's attention.

That, and I know how dangerous some of the people on here can be, so I'd like to make sure as few people get hurt during this mess as possible.

Re: [Phone call]

[lang-zi-shifu.livejournal.com]

It's gotten pretty big, to be honest... [he gives a soft laugh] Bigger than I expected when I first decided to do something about it. Looks like the people of the community are tired of being terrorized, too.

But I don't want anyone to get hurt, either. I just want Xanxus to know there are consequences.

Can I ask what you're able to do? As far as powers and things... Edgeworth didn't tell me more than your name.

[Phone call]

[timey_wimey]

Oh, consequences I can agree with. Although I'm curious to know about what you plan to do with him if you catch him. Hand him over to the police on his world, or something else?

Me? Well, I'm not as impressive as some of the others on here, at least, not when it comes to stuff like shooting fire out of my hands with my mind. All I've got is my brain, a sonic screwdriver, and a lot of experience with dealing with alien wrongdoers.