[RL with Haruhi - Time-Lord-Speak for "Not alright at all."]

[timey_wimey]

[Is hovering and leaning heavily on the doorframe of Haruhi's room.]

"Haruhi? Can I come in?"

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[timey_wimey]

"Well, good. I'm not sure if my face could take it. It's bad enough being slapped by someone's mother."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Besides, I'd punch you. Slapping is so girly.

[timey_wimey]

[Makes a face]

"Maybe, but it hurts. Not that I'd want you to punch me either, mind."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[shifts to lean again him and wraps his coat tighter around herself]

You'd have to make me really mad.

[timey_wimey]

"Well, luckily for me I don't plan on doing that any time soon."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[wipes ner nose, it's still running ):]

Better not.

[timey_wimey]

[Looks at her nose - please don't tell me you've been using my jacket sleeve D:]

[Fondly] "Do you want a tissue for that?"

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[umm, sorry papa D:]

I guess that might work better than the sleeve.

[timey_wimey]

[Ohgod you have >.<]

"Yeah, just a bit."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[it was the closest thing at the time, sob]

"'kay."

[timey_wimey]

[B-but my jacket! D: Reaches into his trouser pockets and pulls out a battered packet of tissues]

"Here we go."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[It won't stain D:]

How long were you carrying those around?

[timey_wimey]

[Good. D:]

[Gives her a look] "I've not used them, if that's what you mean."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Well, I know that but why did you have them?

[timey_wimey]

"Just in case! You know, of emergencies!"

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[snerks and blows her nose]

Just in case you catch a cold?

[timey_wimey]

"Well, there is that, but you never know when a packet of tissues might come in handy for saving the universe. Or you know, as a surrogate white flag when it all goes wrong."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[presses against him]

You're so weird. I bet you can't even catch colds.

[timey_wimey]

"Well, not human colds. Venusian colds on the other hand, now they're nasty."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Venusian colds?

[timey_wimey]

"Yep. Don't ask, it's really quite bad. Really. If you're lucky, you don't get to the breathing fire stage."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Let's stay away from Venus then, kay?

[timey_wimey]

"Amen to that!" [Frowns] "And your, his, and her men, come to that."

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

[staring at you like you're a freak :| ]

[timey_wimey]

[Stares at her for a moment.]

"... Ah. There's that culture gap again..."